HAMAR NAYA NEPAL

National Anthem: Hamar Desh Pyara Madhesh 

National Cuisine: Sattu 

National Drink: Gudwa ka sharbat 

National Festival: Chatt ( In Lieu of Dashain) 

Second National Festival: Holi ( In lieu of Deepavali) Celebrated for a month with shit, cow dung and mud 

  

National Weapon: Baans Ke Latthi ( Ek haat mein talwar doosra mein dhaal. Duno haat khali nahi to lade kaise?) 

  

National Language: Bhojpuri 

National Pastime: Calling Bandhs to teach the saala pahadiyas a lesson. 

National Transport: Bayel Gada 

National Sport: Kidnapping, Extortion, Wife burning 

National Hobby: Corruption ( On the footsteps of our Vice President) 

  

NATIONAL CHARACTER: Indiscipline 

  

Cheers and have a good time JAY MADHESH HAMRA DESH

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